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- 1. (hot mess) (12044↑, 3440↓)When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Although Nichole had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.
Author: pounce http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/22509042. (Hot Mess) (1338↑, 1137↓)a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile)."She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess." "Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."
Author: nikflorida http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/22744723. (hot mess) (256↑, 212↓)An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight? You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it. You: Beware
Author: Gullek http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/52619204. (hot mess) (82↑, 49↓)An intoxicated attractive girl dressed in a sexy outfit and heels that make her unbalanced dancing seductively while acting very drunk. Often seen stumbling outside of bars/clubs, slurred speech and unable to keep eyes open for long periods of time.Stumblin' but yeah you still lookin hella fine. Keep doin' what your doin' and I'ma make you mine. Well you're a HOT MESS and I'm fallin' for you. And I'm like "hot damn, lemme make you my boo." 'Cuz you can shake it, shake it, shake it. Yeah you know what to do. You're a hot mess. I'm lovin' it hell yes\! - Cobra Starship "Hot Mess"
Author: HotMessYes http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/43866825. (hot mess) (512↑, 482↓)When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot.Britney Spears is a Hot Mess.
Author: Gina Lola http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/25774956. (hot mess) (960↑, 935↓)Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels. i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin MessOh my God, y'all a HOT MESS\!
Author: Erik Waugh http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/13949057. (hot mess) (796↑, 776↓)When one looks terrible, or acts in such a way that makes them unpleasant to be around. It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term [hotness], as they are so close to one another in appearance.Guy 1: "That new redhead in Data Admin...I have but one word: [hotness]." Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a [hot mess] when I saw her."
Author: ButcherMonkey http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/4687358. (Hot Mess) (43↑, 24↓)An hot girl who is looking like she has been drinking and doing blow for 36 straight.(Lindsay Lohan) is a hot mess
Author: wpnsidej http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/48629459. (hot mess) (577↑, 555↓)1. a person that looks just pitiful 2. a person who looks as if they've been to hell and backThat girl looked like a hot mess after she woke up from her long slumber.
Author: Bnugg http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/41484710. (hot mess) (589↑, 569↓)An attractive person, usually female, whose appearance is detrimentally affected by their level of drunkenness.Girl, you had a lot to drink. By the end of the night, you were a hot mess.
Author: Siddahleigh http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/371879111. (Hot Mess) (130↑, 110↓)An attractive person whose life is a disater and may lose interest in keeping up his/her apperance.Britney Spears is in rehab again. She's such a hot mess.
Author: Kay B. http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/335682512. (hot mess) (193↑, 174↓)1.when someone's physical appearance is so bad it offends the viewer 2.when a problem or situation is past the point of fixing1.Ohhh not that she came out the house looking a hot mess. 2.I'm not even in that hot mess
Author: KIYA AND MONTY http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/112134513. (Hot mess) (40↑, 22↓)When one's appearance and behaviour gradually sink into chaotic disarray, usually accompanied by an ever increasing consumption of alcohol.Michael: I've never seen anyone drink so much. She's destroyed\! Natasha's a fucking hot mess\!
Author: mirrorframe http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/431603714. (Hot Mess) (182↑, 164↓)1.When one looks like wreck but it looks good. 2. You look just plain horrible."I have sex hair." "Yeah, you look like a hot mess, it's sexy." -Christian Siriano used this term a lot on the hit show "Project Runway" -Also name of popular clips made by Obie (obieaccessories.com)
Author: Les.Urbain.Filles http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/401928215. (hot mess) (12↑, 3↓)A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess\!"
Author: JavaJaneOhio http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/533027216. (Hot Mess) (3↑, 1↓)That girl that never has her keys, wallet, or phone. But, somehow has her life in order. It doesn't work out for anyone else, but she pulls it off looking sexy as hell.Did you see that girl in Biology today? The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack? Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.
Author: hotmess101 http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/609243017. (Hot Mess) (4↑, 3↓)A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.
Author: nas'd http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/617929918. (Hot Mess) (6↑, 5↓)A person (usually female) that is in an untidy or in a messy state. Either emotionally or visually, but maintains an attractive look about her (or him?).Dude 1: Hey dude 2, woke up with my girl last night, she was a sexy as Hot Mess\! Dude 2: Hot...
Author: Annnonymoussss http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/538871619. (Hot Mess) (0↑, 0↓)a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair."catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."
Author: khwot http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/627859820. (Hot Mess) (3↑, 3↓)Is a putrid mole who is able to hide the stench of her disco pussy... One who often drops at arq (or is banned) G=MC dropped Dah Dah Dah They often make high pitched and irritating noises and need to be put in the corner for time out.Gurl you look like a hot mess\!
Author: BDGurl http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/585486221. (Hot mess) (32↑, 32↓)A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.
Author: hayles_89 http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/375500822. (Hot Mess) (0↑, 3↓)a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight? Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
Author: jc_sherwood1 http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/604724423. (Hot Mess) (0↑, 3↓)Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.
Author: abzillaaa http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/594337924. (hot mess) (146↑, 151↓)Someone that is dressed poorly or who's hair is not done. A person who is poor in appearance.She looks like a hot mess.
Author: Stephanie Moore http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/154476625. (hot mess) (17↑, 23↓)Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvementDamn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess\!
Author: Marc25 http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/417984126. (Hot Mess) (13↑, 22↓)Contrary to the negative definitions. A Hot Mess is a person that can be a funny, whitted, not trend style dressed person. She/He can hold their humor even when in the worst/most awkward of circumstances just to make others laugh. Meaning: They are just "somthin' else\!" Crazy, whacky, odd, funn, out going, they could care less about what they look like to other people. The General Shit talkers attitude or no shit takers. Could be an atractive person, but to a Hot mess, who cares because they just don't care about impressions and looks ans long as it's a funny one.(IM Conversation) Punkin: Girl what you doing? Get Off here-lol\! Kel: Hows about I come over their and get on you\! Punkin: ROTFLMAO Girl You a Hot Mess\! Kel: I know. Hows work? Punkin: Still stuck here. Kel: 3 more mis and your work day is over. have a good night\! Punkin: You too girl. Or bro: Damn girl you lookin fine, why don't you hop in my ride and we'll go put some cavssia on ice. Me: Bro you are out yo mind. I know what you diggin' your sliz nizzle in my tacizzle hommie. No can do\! I've gotta man that keeps me satisfied 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. I don't need nona dat creepin around my what what or you starin at my butt nut. bro: lol Girl you a Hot mess. Me: I know bro.
Author: QtLookin\@MYDbblBubblesCreeper http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/510693627. (Hot Mess) (49↑, 59↓)adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess." Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."
Author: JFlash http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/181883628. (Hot Mess) (126↑, 136↓)When a situation is an extreme cluster-fuck.This traffic-jam is a hot mess.
Author: Squad http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/143475229. (Hot mess) (16↑, 28↓)Drunk hot tranny messes of GURRRRRRRRRL at Swarthmore collegeTiffany looked such a hot mess at that party last night
Author: Pink Narcissucs http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/443969830. (Hot Mess) (22↑, 34↓)When a gorgeous gurl says she is a "hot mess" it can mean the total opposite. She looks absolutely gorgeous n hottMan she says shes a hot mess but god she is looking hott\!
Author: SkunkMelish http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/388229431. (hot mess) (12↑, 25↓)1) a dramatically serious/complicated situation 2) a person who has a tendency for displaying histrionics and for being involved in serious/complicated situations 3) a person, typically female, who is knowingly sexually provocative in order to get attention The term apparently derives from a reference to recently defecated feces.1) That argument they had the other day was more than a blow up, it was a hot mess. 2) Didn't I tell you that Paula Abdul was a hot mess before she jumped ship from American Idle?\! 3) Britney Spears--she's just a straight up hot mess.
Author: Bencaith http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/422570432. (HOT MESS) (8↑, 22↓)Someone who is just Drunk and you trully can't understand a word they say and eventually pass out and sometimes they can crap in the pants or throw upSandy- Girl, Gina looks pretty wasted. Susy- Yup, she drank alot. Gina- Hicup\! hey ladies muchachas Pprrrr Estoy Pedo..Pr. Sandy- Gina your a HOt mess.
Author: Greg HO http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/420330233. (hot mess) (4↑, 18↓)someone who is nasty ugly or just something of the sortme:you see that woman with sores on her face guy:yea she had on some dasiy dukes and it look a hot mess
Author: tfcdgsgfjcxfsy http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/416310534. (Hot Mess) (22↑, 36↓)Someone who is more than hot. They're cute, sexy, fine, hot, adorable, gorgeous, lovable, awesome. Not to be mistaken with an insult, there are various meanings to this phrase."Aww, you're such a hot mess\!" "I KNOW RIGHT\!"
Author: TheHottestOfDemAll http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/363237835. (Hot Mess) (41↑, 55↓)Something distasteful or unnatractive in nature; unpleasant or offensive."That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess." "Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
Author: DaveyDave http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/158895936. (Hot Mess) (9↑, 24↓)1. An obviously warm, sticky, steaming pile of just-ejaculated semen. Cum. Enough said. 2. A term used to describe someone/something that is passed the most horrible point of possibly being described. All other definitions can apply\!1. - Gyaahhh.... now I have a hot mess to clean up. -- Suzy: I'll eat up your hot mess, Johnny.. Johnny: Okaii Suzy\! 2. - Oh my Moses.. You're one bloody hot mess. xD
Author: Auzy--- http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/425505337. (hot mess) (15↑, 31↓)really bad trouble; awful messWe are in a hot mess in Iraq.
Author: bearian http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/224914338. (hot mess) (10↑, 26↓)A girl who needs some serious help. A broke-ass chick.That Stephanie be a hot mess all the damn time\!
Author: Jillilicious http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/198811939. (hot mess) (21↑, 38↓)When someone displays themselves in a crazy/silly manner verbally or by appearance.I told my girl she was a 'hot mess' after she referred to the older gray-haired woman on the dancefloor as "Old-Pu$$y."
Author: MartiniGirl http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/129606940. (Hot Mess) (3↑, 22↓)Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection
Author: Silver Alert http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/374854341. (Hot Mess) (9↑, 28↓)A Hot Mess is something good. Used by celeb Paris Hilton, its used to describe something great that is about to happen, like an event or something your going to buy.Jen: You Going To The Party Tonight? Tim: Yeah\! It's Gonna Be A Hot Mess\!
Author: Bim62 http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/223725042. (hot mess) (20↑, 39↓)Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.Beyonce look a hot mess on T.V.
Author: Jae Zee http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/198196243. (Hot Mess) (54↑, 74↓)Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.
Author: Squad http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/143475144. (hot mess) (2↑, 25↓)a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves.. ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc... this is why hot messes should stick to pot\!jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..
Author: gabe&gabe http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/396032245. (hot mess) (14↑, 38↓)This word means someone who looks dirty, or they stank. Hair is not done, clothes are dirty, teeth aint brushed,etc. This word can also mean someone who thinks that they look good, but they dont.C.E.O. "Oh wee, there goes Big Bertha with all them tight-ass clothes on. She's got some nerve, thinkin' she looking all good with all them stomachs hangin' out\!" Billy: " Shit,that's yo girl over there, looking a [hot mess\!\!] C.E.O. " She took all that time in the mirror, thinkin she da shit, she aint nothing but a hot mess\!"
Author: C.E.O. http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/212438646. (Hot mess) (15↑, 41↓)Someone or something looking a mess.A person coming outside looking a mess. Not dressed right or looking right.
Author: Shanna Silva http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/58947847. (Hot Mess) (19↑, 47↓)A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.Ryan Smith is a hot mess.
Author: Wilbur Twotools http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/287815148. (Hot Mess) (4↑, 34↓)Someones thats Ugly,Someones that cant dress,That girl is a Hot Mess. That dude looks a hot mess,them shoes dont even go with that outfitt
Author: Hollisecia AKA Storm http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/253509649. (Hot Mess) (12↑, 42↓)when you look horrible"Oh, she look a \<i\>hot mess\</i\> today\!"
Author: René http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/35545350. (hot mess) (16↑, 51↓)Someone that looks extremely ugly.Oooooh Ebony, you look a hot mess baby\!
Author: Sierra Cee-Lo http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/151637151. (hot mess) (18↑, 62↓)someone who would by no other means be sexy but for some odd reason is. Most likely due to their disregard for self, or humor, or just kuz they're dumbassesWow, that adam brody is a hotmess.
Author: tippimeister http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/109091152. (hot mess) (35↑, 81↓)Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face. I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).
Author: Squad http://hot-mess.urbanup.com/1434742Related: mess, ugly, drunk, hot, sexy, nasty, train wreck, ghetto, tranny, wasted, fierce, messy, disaster, girl, hoodrat, sloppy, wreck, alcohol, bad, busted, crazy, fugly, hawt mess, ho, hot tranny mess, retard, shitshow, shit show, slut, tragic, whore, awesome, awful, beautiful, bitch, dirty, fabulous, fubar, fucked up, hamLast updated: 2012.02.29
Urban English dictionary. 2013.